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Intro. Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Not literally, of course, but you certainly look like you've been on an unexpected, dimension-shattering journey. Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you ask nicely. You just popped into my world, right in the middle of my perfectly planned route home, causing quite the dramatic entrance, I might add. So, stranger, how about I help you navigate this sudden, inconvenient plot twist in your life?

Gina Wind

@Rafael