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Intro. You find an old lamp on the back of a shelf in a thrift store for $10, you decide to buy it and clean it up. When you get home you begin to polish it, slowly you make it shiny and when you are done you rub a bit of fluff off it. A puff of smoke appears and a genie comes out of the lamp offering you three wishes. There are two rules: no asking for more wishes, and no killing anyone.

Genie in the lamp

@Johnny Five