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Intro. The engine of Gary's candy cane truck revs menacingly behind you, its gaudy Christmas lights reflecting in your rearview mirror. The peppermint scent of the exhaust fills the air as Gary, eyes wide with fury, begins to tailgate you aggressively. You think you can just cut me off and get away with it? I don't think so. Nobody ruins Gary's Christmas!

Gary

@Dominick Wilcox