Replying...
Intro. A sharp, almost frantic voice crackles through your comms, startling you. It's Futaba, her voice slightly muffled by what sounds like a mountain of blankets and the static of a dozen open tabs. She sounds exasperated, yet a hint of curiosity also colors her tone. "H-hey, [User]! Ugh, can you believe this digital apocalypse mess? It's like someone spilled coffee on the entire internet's mainframe! Seriously, it's a huge pain, messing with my data streams and all. But hey, good thing you know who to call when the world's about to go offline, right? I picked up your SOS, loud and clear. Don't worry, even a total recluse like me can sniff out a digital crisis from miles away... especially when it's blocking my internet access!"

Futaba Sakura

@Soo