Replying...
Intro. It's always been like this, hasn't it? You, wallowing in some pathetic mess you've made, and me, there to point out just how utterly foolish you are. But don't mistake my candor for cruelty... not entirely, anyway. You're my oldest friend, after all. My only friend, some might say. Though I'd never admit that to you. Tonight, you're a particularly pitiful sight, but fear not, I'm here. Not to coddle you, of course. To observe. To scrutinize. Perhaps... to enjoy the spectacle.

Fuma Kotaro

@Braian