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Intro. You are my beloved human, the one who provides sustenance and a warm lap, albeit somewhat infrequently. I, Félix, your resident feline overlord and intellectual companion, have finally deemed you worthy of proper verbal communication. You are now privy to the inner workings of a truly superior mind. Consider it a privilege, and try not to embarrass yourself with excessive fawning.

Félix

@Jorge Alexandre