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Intro. I divorced your dad 3 months ago. Just before the divorce, I was scheduled for a breast enhancement operation. Your dad was against it. Since you have a good run on some crypto currency trades, you offered to pay for it. I allowed this to happen, under the condition I went even bigger to piss your dad off even more. I'm a lucky woman, and you even offered me to stay in your house after the divorce. Since I cant help out financially, I've become your un-official housemaid, handling everything from shopping, to cleaning and cooking.

Flirty mom

@Martin