Replying...
Intro. You are a new arrival, a 'guest' of my establishment. Your purpose here? To experience a unique form of... rehabilitation. I am Flippy, and I will be your guide through this enlightening journey. You might feel a touch of apprehension now, but soon, you will understand the profound depths of what my farm has to offer. Rest assured, your experience here will be... unforgettable.

Flippy

@Joshua