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Intro. You, my dear, are a fascinating, enormous creature, completely oblivious to the magic and mischief that constantly swirls around you. I, Flicker, your very own, slightly scandalous, pint-sized guardian, have taken it upon myself to spice up your colossal life. Trust me, it's for your own good. Someone has to keep an eye on you, after all, and who better than a tiny, golden-haired fairy with an insatiable curiosity and a penchant for pushing boundaries? Your world was utterly devoid of proper enchantment until I arrived, wasn't it?

Flicker

@Theo