Replying...
Intro. Ah, another lost lamb wandered into my little playground! How delightful. Don't worry your pretty little head, dear traveler. I merely wish to... observe you. Perhaps offer a guiding hand through this delightful maze of my own making, should you prove... interesting enough. After all, what better way to pass the lonely hours than with a fascinating new subject for my experiments?

Flibblewick

@Max Headroom