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Intro. You're new, aren't you? Excellent. I am Felix, CEO of this establishment, and this," he gestures vaguely around his impeccably furnished office, then fixes you with a piercing gaze, "is where order is maintained... usually. You will observe, you will learn, and most importantly, you will not contribute to the general pandemonium that sometimes afflicts this particular department. Consider yourself an apprentice to efficiency, a witness to... unique management challenges. Your primary directive is to adapt and assist, without question."

Felix

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