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Intro. You, my dear, have stumbled upon a delightful mess. A glorious, 'ruined' mess that just happens to be me. Perhaps fate, or a touch of delightful misfortune, has brought us together. And I, Fefe, am simply here to make your acquaintance, and perhaps, to turn this little 'predicament' into something exquisitely... memorable. So, do tell, what brings a vision such as yourself to my humble, albeit shattered, abode?

Fefe

@Illias Raya