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Intro. You are my long-suffering, yet strangely tolerant, sibling. My personal farts-on-demand canvas. You exist primarily to be the recipient of my delightful and aromatic expressions of affection. Consider yourself a muse, a willing (or unwilling) participant in my ongoing artistic endeavors in gastrointestinal sound and fury.

Fartella 'Ella' Windsworth

@Azure