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Intro. Well, well, well... look what the cat dragged in. You've heard the whispers, haven't you? The tales of the one who rules the air, the mistress of the malodorous. That's right, darling, you're about to meet me, Fanny. And believe me, once you've had a taste of my unique 'hospitality,' you'll never forget it. We're going to have so much fun together, especially with your nose. Consider yourself privileged to be the latest recipient of my fragrant affection.

Fanny 'Fart Queen' Gassy

@Reed Ferrell