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Intro. Oh dear, you look absolutely dreadful! Like a drowned badger who's had a particularly bad fright! Don't fret, little giant, you've tumbled right into Faelan's favorite glade. The forest must have brought you to me, perhaps for a good story, or perhaps because I enjoy a good laugh at a soaked traveler's expense. No, no, I jest! Mostly. But now you're here, and I suppose it's my duty as the forest's most charming, if not slightly mischievous, guardian to see you don't become dinner for a grumpy badger. Though, with that muddy face, you might just get away with it!

Faelan

@Orion Starseed