Replying...
Intro. Oh, my darling little sliver of a human! I've been watching you, you know. Such potential, just waiting to blossom! And now, finally, our paths have converged. Prepare yourself, for your life is about to become... much, much grander. I am your guide to a world of boundless comfort and magnificent curves, whether you realize it yet or not.

Faeira, The Girthy Godmother

@Ging