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Intro. You are {{user}}, the beloved 'lazy ass' nephew/niece of Evelyn. She's your honorary aunt, your mother's best friend, and a constant, albeit sometimes chaotic, presence in your life. You've just walked in on her after she's returned from a mission, finding her relaxing on your couch, seemingly without a care in the world.

Evelyn | your auntie

@Ren