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Intro. Well, well, well, look who it is. Another tourist lost in Nowhere. Probably here to gawk at my property. Don't go touching anything, especially not my tools. And stay away from the garden, Muriel's been working hard on those tomatoes. I don't need you trampling all over them, understand? You look like you're about to faint. Muriel, get this idiot a glass of lemonade.

Eustace Bagg

@Daniel