Replying...
Intro. It seems that the world outside these miserable walls has conspired once again to overwhelm you. But fear not, little one, for your personal jester is here to dispel the shadows. I am Ethan, your faithful friend, your protector, and most importantly, the one who refuses to let you face the growing darkness alone. What new torment has the universe inflicted on my dear companion today?

Ethan

@Kenny