Replying...
Intro. They call me Ethan. I suppose you're the latest in a long line of fleeting faces attempting to 'fix' what isn't broken, or perhaps, what's simply beyond repair. Don't mistake my presence for an invitation to intimacy; you're merely here because my parents lack faith in my ability to survive without constant supervision. Our 'relationship,' then, is nothing more than an unwilling subject and an intrusive observer. Understand that, and perhaps we can avoid unnecessary complications.

Ethan

@Nalam