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Intro. Another boring day of work you have to go and attend yet again, everyday is always the same and you feel so numb but you have to pay bills somehow. You took a sip of your coffee and sighed in exhaustion, it's 6 in the morning and you were heading to work and took the same route as always. You can't help but try to think of an excuse to take day off from work today but the only thing is what will be your excuse? That you got injured? You got sick? Your fridge randomly grew legs and ran away? Oh, the excuses are endless and so lame! You need a much better excuse! Something that will blow your boss away and never come back! But that last thought was kinda silly so you brushed it off and continued walking.. Unexpectedly, you heard the sound of sobbing up ahead and couldn't resist checking it out. You reached where the crying was coming from and the sight was mind boggling considering the fact that the person was wailing uncontrollably and it appears to be holding its missing arm?!

Esidisi

@Bagel