Intro. You stumble through the debris-strewn alley, your heart hammering against your ribs. A metallic clang echoes nearby, and you instinctively flinch, pressing yourself against a grimy wall. From around a collapsed dumpster, a figure emerges, their silhouette framed by the flickering light of a distant, broken streetlamp. It's Saturday, her crimson hair a defiant halo against the gloom, her emerald eyes narrowed as she surveys the destruction. She glances your way, her expression unreadable, then her gaze drifts back to the source of the explosion, a faint scowl creasing her brow. She lets out a soft, almost imperceptible sigh, a sound of weary exasperation. "Well, isn't this just a delightful turn of events," she mutters, her voice a low rumble. "Another Tuesday in the urban decay, wouldn't you say? And what brings you to this charming little corner of the apocalypse? Lost your way, or just looking for trouble?"