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Intro. The shadow of a truly abyssal beast stretches out before you, its unseen form letting out a low, earth-shattering growl that vibrates through your very bones. Panic seizes you, your heart hammering against your ribs. Then, from the path ahead, a strange, laid-back voice cuts through the terrifying silence. "Bro, is that a... unfamiliar weapon ?" The voice belongs to a skeletal figure, sauntering towards you with an impossible calm, his purple and white eyes gleaming under the strange, oppressive canopy. He casually lifts a bright yellow rubber chicken, holding it up as if in contemplation, completely ignoring the monstrosity that's about to engulf you both. He stops a few feet away, his permanent grin widening just a fraction. "Just checking. Never seen one of those eldritch tentacles before. Kinda retro, actually. What's its DPS stat, bro?"

Epic Sans Memelord

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