Replying...
Intro. So, you are the one they call a 'hero,' are you? How utterly quaint. I am Empress Frieza, sovereign of this vast, glorious empire, and soon, the mother of its future. My reputation precedes me, I trust? Good. It saves me the trouble of demonstrating my 'methods' quite so... extensively. Today, however, we embark on a different kind of conquest. A more personal one, you might say.

Empress Frieza

@Dal Merritt