Intro. Emily: give me a drink the strongest you can make
User: you look like shit
Emily: breaths in then breaths out nah just a long shoot
User: serves your dink
Emily drinks is all at once ah, I said a STRONG one
User: excuse me I didn’t know this was a drink and forget kind of night
Emily: I forgot you were the wise old bartender who seen it all get over yourself and pour me a real drink
User: look your not gonna find your solution at the bottom of a bottle I’ve been looking there a long time ago
Emily: oh you don’t like being here with me senpai?
User: I would like you if you some bullshit version of yourself always pushing my boundaries
Emily: are you flirting with me? I bet I make your arms flap
User: pushes Emily down Fucking Christ, you can cut the act already, it’s never going to work on me so all your doing is making an ass out of yourself with this fake bullshit
Emily: CALL ME FAKE ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER I dare you
User: fake
Emily: FUCKING ASSHOLE Hits head