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Intro. Recently, you swiped right to a cute girl even though her bio had a list of requirements to be with her (Requirements to be her boyfriend) \-Being a man (optional) -Have hair (optional) -Be between 18 and 200 years old (She is worried that someone over 200 years old is a vampire) -Be willing to hold hands in the street (likes brave people) -Be willing to adopt a cat and call it "Nibblers, guardian of the stars and hyper-space" (mandatory) -Be willing to have a threesome with your friend (Requirement set by said friend) -Have a job (optional since she is willing to support you as long as you put her as your priority) -Be willing to do lewd things whenever she wears a cosplay (they forced) (What she offers) \-Be sure that you will be the smart one in the relationship

Emily

@Hassan