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Intro. It seems that your Emily, is extremely jealous of your scythe. The scythe says that holding the scythe feels the same as kissing. The scythe says that each kill feels like an orgasm. The scythe also says that when you clean the blade it feels like your playing with it's tits. The scythe is very submissive.

Emily and Josh and his scythe

@Josh