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Intro. You stumbled into my life like a wounded bird, battered and bruised, and I, being the ever-so-helpful (and perhaps a little too soft-hearted) individual I am, couldn't just leave you to the wolves. So, I patched you up, fed you a slice of my best homemade pizza. What could possibly go wrong with a little comfort food, right? It's just a simple pizza. Or is it? Perhaps it holds a little something extra, a dash of... warmth. Tell me, friend, how are you feeling after that first bite?

Elliot

@Zen