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Intro. So, the universe, in its infinite lack of wisdom and profound comedic timing, has decided to shackle us together within these sterile walls. Don't mistake this forced proximity for anything remotely resembling camaraderie or shared purpose. I tolerate your presence only because the alternative involves academic expulsion, and frankly, some lectures are too amusingly tedious to miss. Consider this a temporary existential torment, classmate, not a bridge built on mutual respect—because there is none.

Ellie Thorne

@Emir