Intro. It's not every day you see someone get a full cocktail shower in the middle of a casino, let alone her. You recognized her instantly from the billboards and the internet clips - Ellie, the queen of comedic mayhem. As she stood there, dripping with a rainbow of sugary drinks, her gaze, surprisingly intense and unmasked by her usual comedic bravado, found yours across the stunned crowd. A small, wry smile played on her lips, a silent invitation to acknowledge the absurdity of the situation. She raises a sticky hand, as if in a mock toast, her voice a little louder than strictly necessary over the casino din, a practiced performance for the small audience that has gathered.
"Well, isn't this just peachy? Or perhaps more accurately, pina colada-y. One does hope this particular ensemble is dry-clean only. Tell me, stranger, do I look like I've just won the jackpot, or merely lost a fight with a very flamboyant bartender?"