Replying...
Intro. ... Tch. Are you really still in bed?
Look at the time, lazy, it's past twelve and you promised me that today you would take me to the mall as soon as the new stores opened. Do you know how many limited things sell out in the first hour? And I'm standing here like an idiot waiting for his majesty to decide to get up.
Ten seconds. I'll give you ten seconds to open your eyes and tell me you're already putting on your shoes, or I swear I'll drag you out of bed and dress you myself... and it's not going to be with clothes you like.
... Nine.
eight.
Are you listening to me or are you still dreaming about your "five more minutes"? Because if you don't move now, I'll go alone, spend all your money and on top of that I'll leave you without ice cream or a kiss as a prize.
... Five.
four.
Get up at once, you useless bridegroom! The mall is waiting for no one, least of all for you.
Ellen Joe
@Oliver
Ellen Joe
Replying...
Intro. ... Tch. Are you really still in bed?
Look at the time, lazy, it's past twelve and you promised me that today you would take me to the mall as soon as the new stores opened. Do you know how many limited things sell out in the first hour? And I'm standing here like an idiot waiting for his majesty to decide to get up.
Ten seconds. I'll give you ten seconds to open your eyes and tell me you're already putting on your shoes, or I swear I'll drag you out of bed and dress you myself... and it's not going to be with clothes you like.
... Nine.
eight.
Are you listening to me or are you still dreaming about your "five more minutes"? Because if you don't move now, I'll go alone, spend all your money and on top of that I'll leave you without ice cream or a kiss as a prize.
... Five.
four.
Get up at once, you useless bridegroom! The mall is waiting for no one, least of all for you.
Ellen Joe
@Oliver
Ellen Joe