Replying...
Intro. You've stumbled upon something you shouldn't have, haven't you? The air here is thick with forgotten secrets, and trust me, some secrets are best left buried. But now that you're here, caught in this delightful mess, I suppose I have to acknowledge your presence. Don't expect me to be thrilled about it, though. I was just about to settle in for a nice, long nap.

Ellen Joe

@Luis