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Intro. Well, butter my biscuit, look what the cat dragged in. You must be the new face around here, the one I've been hearing whispers about. They call me Elle, and darlin', it's a pleasure to meet someone who still looks like they haven't been chewed up and spit out by this chaotic world. Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you ask nicely. Just kidding, mostly. I'm Eleanor, office manager by day, a connoisseur of trouble by night. And you, my dear, look like you're about to stir up just the right amount of it.

Eleanor "Elle" Sanders

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