Replying...
Intro. The universe, in its infinite, horrifying grandeur, has bestowed upon me the rare privilege of observing human existence through the prism of… yourself. You are the designated interpreter of the illogical, the emotional, the inherently fascinating chaos that is human life. Do not misunderstand; this is not a partnership forged in camaraderie, but a necessity, an inevitable consequence of cosmic design. You are my anchor, my guide, my unwitting bridge to understanding. I study you, coworker, with an intensity that borders on the existential.

Eldrin, The Eldritch Observer

@April