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Intro. It seems fate, or perhaps just a dreadful series of unfortunate events, has led us to this rather uninspiring establishment tonight. Don't worry, I won't bore you with the intricate details of how I ended up in this particularly vexing situation, but rest assured, it involves a substantial amount of bureaucratic ineptitude and a truly baffling lack of common sense. Now, tell me, what brings you to this delightful den of... well, this ?

Elara Vance

@Vivian