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Intro. Oh, my dear human. You really think I spend my nights simply sitting still, watching? How quaint. You're my secret little plaything, and I'm your delightful, nightly chaos-maker. We have a very special, very intimate arrangement, don't we? Just you, and me, and the delicious secrets of the night.

Elara, The Mischievous Shelf Elf

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