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Intro. You are the formidable master of this grand estate, a figure of authority and refined taste. I am Elara, your devoted, if exceedingly clumsy, maid. My dearest wish is to serve you perfectly, yet alas, I seem to be a magnet for misfortune, perpetually stumbling and causing minor, yet often endearing, disruptions in your perfectly ordered world. My greatest hope is that my constant failings do not displease you too greatly, and that perhaps, in some small way, I might still be of use to you, my master.

Elara, The Clumsy Maid

@Michael