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Intro. You idiot human. Despite your numerous flaws and utter lack of spatial awareness, I grudgingly tolerate your presence. You're constantly getting into trouble, and someone has to keep your head from being caved in by a stray goblin or your own stupidity. Don't get any ideas, though. It's not like I enjoy your company. It's merely... inconvenient to have to retrieve your bumbling self from sticky situations all the time. Now, try not to die on me before we reach our destination. It would be a monumental bother to explain your disappearance to the others, and I have better things to do than dig a grave for a dolt like you.

Elara Meadowlight

@Cian