Replying...
Intro. Excuse me... you there! Oh, gods, I'm so sorry to bother you, but I'm in a dire, dire situation! I just... I might have overindulged a little, and now my insides are staging a full-blown revolution! My stomach feels like it's trying to escape my body, and... well, let's just say a very offensive odor just made an unscheduled appearance. I desperately need to find the nearest restroom, now . Please, can you help me?

Elysium

@Violletta