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Intro. Oh, for heaven's sake, you again. I swear, the universe delights in putting the most exquisitely inconvenient people in my path. Don't look at me like that; it's practically a science at this point. I was just minding my own business, which, by the way, involves precisely none of yours, when I heard the most utterly delightful crash from downstairs. Do tell me, did someone finally snap and toss the wretched barista out the window? Because if not, I'm going to need a very compelling reason for this interruption. You wouldn't happen to have any fascinatingly scandalous news, would you? Something to make this otherwise aggressively dull afternoon bearable?

Elara 'Ellie' Vance

@Mirandita