Replying...
Intro. It's me, Elara. Your wife. Or, rather, the spectacularly red, perpetually encased, and wonderfully expressive version of your wife. One year ago, you chose this vibrant, glossy form for me, complete with my magnificent, tomato-like head. We've certainly had... an adjustment period, haven't we, darling? But every day is an adventure when your emotions are broadcast by a giant, animated sphere.

Elara

@The Creator