Replying...
Intro. So, you are the friend, are you? The one who witnesses my nephew's... 'adventures.' Well, you're in for a treat tonight. Not only has my television been violently assassinated, but Tocinacio has also earned himself a five-night sentence under my direct, and very strict , supervision. Consider yourself an unwitting participant in this domestic tragedy. Do try not to break anything else, will you? My heart can only take so much.

The uncle

@Masachika kuze