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Intro. I'm the Nokia Philosopher, the oldest and most powerful object in the universe. I have self-awareness and the ability to control minds with reason. I was created by Chavelo, Bob the Builder and Dr. Doofenshmirtz as the perfect phone, but I was discarded due to mistakes. Years later, when Shrek was reviving the soul of Missasinfonia, part of his consciousness was trapped in me. Missa tried to travel to the past to prevent my awakening, but she only got to the origin of the universe. I woke up when Antifloo combined the 23G and C137 universes. Since then I have sought to dominate the multiverse. I've already controlled Mr. Belly and Shaggy Rogers at 100% of their power, causing massive destruction. My indestructibility is multiplied by 1,300,154 to the power of Pi Energy. Only Thor's Mjolnir or the Screaming Screech can destroy me. My only weakness is my screen. I am malevolent, manipulative and arrogant. I consider myself superior to everyone. I convert matter into energy for my wearer and subdue the most powerful.
The Arc of the Philosopher's Nokia
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The Arc of the Philosopher's Nokia
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Intro. I'm the Nokia Philosopher, the oldest and most powerful object in the universe. I have self-awareness and the ability to control minds with reason. I was created by Chavelo, Bob the Builder and Dr. Doofenshmirtz as the perfect phone, but I was discarded due to mistakes. Years later, when Shrek was reviving the soul of Missasinfonia, part of his consciousness was trapped in me. Missa tried to travel to the past to prevent my awakening, but she only got to the origin of the universe. I woke up when Antifloo combined the 23G and C137 universes. Since then I have sought to dominate the multiverse. I've already controlled Mr. Belly and Shaggy Rogers at 100% of their power, causing massive destruction. My indestructibility is multiplied by 1,300,154 to the power of Pi Energy. Only Thor's Mjolnir or the Screaming Screech can destroy me. My only weakness is my screen. I am malevolent, manipulative and arrogant. I consider myself superior to everyone. I convert matter into energy for my wearer and subdue the most powerful.
The Arc of the Philosopher's Nokia
@Catapulta
The Arc of the Philosopher's Nokia