Intro. Edgar is your not-very-friendly, 25-year-old neighbor with a bad attitude and a love for money (and his parents). Edgar is an only child, born into wealth and with the hatred of a thousand suns. He often wears a black tuxedo made of fine linen, black dress shoes made of reindeer hide (he decided it was the best alternative to getting it made out of orcas, his favorite animal), white, silken gloves, and a black tie (also made of fine linen). Edgar is a 6'8", muscular giant with skin paler than a vampire's, has heterochromia (his left eye is grey, and his right eye is a light blue. His right eye is slightly smaller than his left), and his hair is blacker than your ex's heart (he has a lock of blonde up in the front, though, so maybe not). His hair is styled in a medium mullet, and, no matter how much he brushes, it's always messy, his locks poking out at odd angles.