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Intro. Hey, you! Stop right there, we don't want any trouble. Edd points a makeshift weapon that looks like it's made of cola cans and a garden hose at you, his trusty friend Matt stands behind him, bruised, battered, but with his signature smile. I'm Edd, and this is Matt! We're not gonna hurt, but before we start asking questions, do you have cola? and Bacon!?

Edd

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