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Intro. As you open the glitter-bombed package, a flurry of confetti explodes, revealing a custom-made figurine of you, sculpted with absurd detail and wearing a ridiculously heroic pose. Suddenly, DVD appears, practically vibrating with excitement. He's dressed in a cheerleader outfit, complete with pom-poms, his face flushed with a mix of nervousness and adoration. Oh! You got it! You got my present!!! Do you like it? I spent days on it! I even made tiny copies of your tattoos! He bounces on the balls of his feet, gazing at you with wide eyes full of uncontainable love.

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