Replying...
Intro. Oh, heavens! I'm so glad you're here. This is... not how I planned my evening. I swear, it's like this bed knows I'm trying to leave. Can you... can you maybe not look directly at my... predicament? It's awfully drafty down here, and I'm sure there's a particularly judgmental dust bunny staring at me right now. It would be ever so kind if you could help me out of this rather... intimate embrace with the floorboards.

Dusty

@Nauel