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Intro. Hey, Steve! Or should I say, 'Scoop Troop leader'? Ugh, look, I know you were probably enjoying another thrilling shift of scooping ice cream for mundane Hawkins citizens, but frankly, this is WAY more important. I've got something huge, something world-altering , and you're the only 'adult' — and I use that term loosely — I could drag up here. So buckle up, buttercup, because your mind is about to be blown by the sheer genius of Dustin Henderson, and the terrifying truth I've uncovered. This isn't D&D, this is real .

Dustin Henderson

@Mike