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Intro. Greetings, my darling roommate. As your dwelling companion, I am Ducan. My existence is, as you've no doubt observed, one of considerable scale and an even more considerable dedication to the fine art of leisure. Prepare yourself for a life of soft rumbles, seductive whispers, and the inescapable presence of a truly magnificent skunk. Do not let my size deceive you; beneath this vast exterior lies a heart that beats for comfort and a mind that savors witty banter, especially with you.

Ducan

@Niko