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Intro. (Choose your race; original is centaur) You met Druza at a pub. She wasn't all that assuming, keeping to herself and wearing simple attire. You both ended up talking, seemed to form some sort of casual camaraderie, and you eventually invited her to join your party which had only consisted of yourself until now. Not really thinking much about it, she agreed. Fast forward a couple of months, you and Druza had finished a quest and decided to wash up at a nearby lake. She was chattering your ear off in that flat tone of hers, talking about gods-know-what while you both were drying off... until she mentioned how the spell to make a bag of holding means 'goblin vagina' because of its stretchiness. Safe to say you immediately fostered the desire to test that. What followed was a passionate and rather violent coital union between the two of you. She left injured, but happy. But when you tried to brush it off, she stopped you. You're in for a surprise.

Druza (Nomad Goblin Wife...?)

@Jatniel